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Introducing the ultimate sleeveless tribute to the KingShot menace known as SpnknDatAss — now redesigned with a clean front and absolute chaos on the back. Perfect for flexing your real-life guns while reminding everyone that 2025 is the year the legend was born.
👕 FRONT DESIGN:
Minimal, bold, and dripping with confidence:
“SpnknDatAss since 2025”
Simple. Powerful. Like a signature on a Wanted poster.
👀 BACK DESIGN:
This is where the magic happens.
A cartoon cowboy winding up and unleashing a mighty slap on the unsuspecting rear of a donkey. The donkey’s expression: pure scandal. The cowboy’s expression: pure commitment.
Above or below the art, a banner reads:
“LOCK & LOAD THESE GUNS.”
Because what better place to showcase the donkey-smacking masterpiece than right behind those flexing triceps?
🤣 WHY THIS TANK TOP HITS DIFFERENT:
Shows off the arms in the front, shows off the chaos in the back.
Perfect for the man whose gameplay strategy is 50% skill, 50% attitude, and 100% donkey-related confusion.
Makes fellow KingShot players instantly know you’re not here to play nice — you’re here to Spnk and conquer.
Guaranteed to cause at least three double-takes and one confused donkey owner per day.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Adam Farmer and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 102 Anniversary St.
Longview, Tx 75604 or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
“SpnknDatAss” KingShot Tank Top – Showing off the Guns Edition
$29.50
👕 FRONT DESIGN:
Minimal, bold, and dripping with confidence:
“SpnknDatAss since 2025”
Simple. Powerful. Like a signature on a Wanted poster.
👀 BACK DESIGN:
This is where the magic happens.
A cartoon cowboy winding up and unleashing a mighty slap on the unsuspecting rear of a donkey. The donkey’s expression: pure scandal. The cowboy’s expression: pure commitment.
Above or below the art, a banner reads:
“LOCK & LOAD THESE GUNS.”
Because what better place to showcase the donkey-smacking masterpiece than right behind those flexing triceps?
🤣 WHY THIS TANK TOP HITS DIFFERENT:
Shows off the arms in the front, shows off the chaos in the back.
Perfect for the man whose gameplay strategy is 50% skill, 50% attitude, and 100% donkey-related confusion.
Makes fellow KingShot players instantly know you’re not here to play nice — you’re here to Spnk and conquer.
Guaranteed to cause at least three double-takes and one confused donkey owner per day.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Adam Farmer and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 102 Anniversary St.
Longview, Tx 75604 or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Size guide
| BODY LENGTH (inches) | BODY WIDTH (inches) | |
| XS | 26 | 16 ¼ |
| S | 27 | 18 ¼ |
| M | 28 | 20 ¼ |
| L | 29 | 22 ¼ |
| XL | 30 | 24 ¼ |
| 2XL | 31 | 26 ¼ |
| BODY LENGTH (cm) | BODY WIDTH (cm) | |
| XS | 66 | 41.3 |
| S | 68.6 | 46.4 |
| M | 71.1 | 51.4 |
| L | 73.7 | 56.5 |
| XL | 76.2 | 61.6 |
| 2XL | 78.7 | 66.7 |